Here’s a list of the top 10 things that some Bottoms do that really gets their lovers either pissed or suddenly no longer in the mood for intimacy.
°Feeling The Top’s Privates Before Sex
This is a growing development for Bottoms, and it’s downright irritating. While the Top is in the zone of making out, the first thing some whorish Bottoms would do is dive directly for the cock to feel its size. Like seriously! This conduct is both uncomfortable and very distracting. Of course, a very horny Top may not pay much attention to this, but this act just screams SLUT about the Bottom. After all, you don’t find Tops hastily inserting their Ds down there to test how wide or tight your love-hole is!
°Discussing Every Sexcapade
This is another trend among loud-mouthed Bottoms. They seem to gather in clusters to chat about how big this guy was, or who came quickly, or which D looked weird etc. It’s downright childish to kiss and tell. What happens in the bedroom should, well, remain there.
°Not Cleaning Up Properly Before Sex
Like seriously. This is the Number 1 in the “things to do before sex” memo. Some Bottoms don’t just care. They will just jump into bed and open up without taking time to do some spring cleaning! Whoever said cleanliness is next to godliness wasn’t kidding. There is no need to smudge your lover with unsightly watery porridge!
°Baby Doll Mode
Ever made love to a doll? Well, this is the attitude of some Bottoms during sex. They just lie there, and at times may even dose off! There is nothing more humiliating than making love to someone who is body present but absent minded. Pending on your level of interest, it’s best to simply refuse sex than let it happen and just lie down there like a lifeless doll!
°Bad Breath
OMG! This is one of the worst things and the ultimate horniness turn-off switch. Some guys just lack hygiene when it comes to mouth odour. They will just be reaching for kisses with acidic odours oozing out of their mouths. Please, please, if you suffer from bad breath, at least grab your orbit chewing gum before jumping into bed. This saves both parties the embarrassment.
°False Alarm
Some of our sexy darling Bottoms are very good at this. They will lead you on with erotic text messages, phone sex calls, sending nasty nude pics. At the end of the day, when it’s time to be intimate, they will open their books of 1001 excuses why they can’t sleep with you.
Those of you guilty of this, you know yourselves. Better turn a new leaf.
°Asking For T-Fare After Sex
I know many of us will want to argue with the propriety of asking for money after sex. But the truth is, there is only one definition for this – PROSTITUTION. Yes, you can look up the definition in the dictionary. Every time you ask a guy for money after sex, you are just reducing yourself to nothing more than a prostitute – and a cheap one at that! If you don’t have transport fare to go visit your lover, stay in your house and wank!
°Lack Of Respect For The Environment
I have no problem with guys who – to borrow from the Nigerian gay dictionary – shelle. In fact, I am secretly proud of the fact that some of us are able to connect freely with their feminine side. But for God’s sake, when in public, don’t be swinging those arms and whipping your imaginary hair for the whole world to see. We don’t live in a perfect world. If mob action comes, it’s every man for himself o.
°Assigning Imaginary Gender Roles
Closely related to Number 8 is another mistake many of us make. You will hear some Bottoms saying that they despise guys that are versatile. That anybody who tops them must never have bottomed before. This is simply childish and stupid. Even in the small gay community that is fighting for acceptance, you still find people with this obtuse mentality. Just because a guy is versatile doesn’t make him less of a man, just like bottoming doesn’t mean you are a woman.
°Sleeping Around Without Protection.
There is now evidence that Bottoms are more likely to get HIV than Tops. Yet you still find some hopping from one prick to another without any protection. I’m not sure whether it’s the extreme horniness or they are using the person’s spirit to plait a million braids in the village, but having sex without protection is like playing kalo-kalo with your destiny. Better safe than sorry o!
So there you have it. If you know you are guilty of any or all of the above, please, please take all necessary steps to change, you hear?y