Don't you wish being gay came with an owner's manual sometimes? Wouldn't it make things so much easier if we just had a checklist? In that spirit, I thought I'd share what I consider the top ten things every gay man should know. Feel free to add to the list in the comments.
1). You will never find "the one" by trolling for sex on Manhunt.
2). Just because you're part of a minority group doesn't mean you know how all other minorities feel.
3). Some churches don't think you're sinful and in need of redemption.
4). You don't have to be married to be in a committed relationship.
5). HIV/AIDS isa gay disease. So are cancer, leukemia, bipolar disorder and cerebral palsy.
6). Just because you're "straight-acting" doesn't mean you're better than someone who's not.
7). Dick size doesmatter, but not as much as knowing how to use what you've got.
8). You are not the spokesperson for our cause. Others might have a different experience.
9). Steel Magnoliasis not the best movie ever made. Neither is Brokeback Mountain.
10). Ass-less chaps are notappropriate evening wear for a fancy restaurant.