Here's an interesting list of 10 types of Women you might come across in your lifetime;
en - this category of ladies are very advanced in age and at that behave as if they are mother to everyone. You hear hostel mates dealing with them as "Aunty Mary" or "Sister Joy". Hian! It can frustrate and irritate me ehn...are we not in a (related to school and learning) (surrounding conditions), or did I stop you from starting life early. Dealing with you as aunty doesn't really mean I respect you. They also go about forming person (who gives opinions about what could or should be done about things) Nowamagbe because of their experiences.
2) The Spirit Koko - this category wakes you up in the morning with the sound of speaking in tongues, they pray like the Pharisees and rub religion into every conversation. (Aza bilivoh disease). They also (do a series of actions to reach a goal) for hostel loving loyalty prayers, religious activities and worry you if you don't attend (friendship based on shared interests/learning opportunity) meetings.
3) The Bully - this category are lied-to by their physical size or strength so think they can step all over anyone. They are aggressive, boldly approach and jump lines. They are non- willing to listen to new roommates and argument as often as they have an audience. They are typical noisemakers.
4) The Cook - this category are extremely concerned with what they will cook to it, they buy food stuff like it is a family house, cook all day long and (nail to a cross) others that eat out. Their dresses always smell of kitchen....eeeew!
5) The Borrower - this category can borrow anything from cotton bud, face wipes, detergent, food seasoning, toothpaste to even your washing/swimming sponge They never think about/believe buying theirs for peace sake.
6) The Smart (but boring) person - they are called oversyllabus or Scholastica. She goes about with books and study materials, discussing what she has covered even far beyond the lecturer, threatening/scaring people who have not been studying. Their social life is inversely tending towards infinity.
7) The (person who wishes to be something, but isn't) Big Girl - this one's claim to be what they are really not, live fake lives and rudely ignores at people. She lies about having good wild, trick-filled adventures. It's all a fake.
8.) The Big Girl - by their decking and (vehicle with wheels/body posture/carrying something) you know them. Expensive designer clothing, TFC meals, Goat human hair, vacation trip. She is also polite and mix when necessary.
9) The (person who did not attend class or an event) - this category of ladies are never around, they just breeze in and breeze out. They usually have a 1,001 other places to pass the night. Their space is sloppy because they never have time to arrange it. Some of them don't even know the name of co-roommates. The days they are around they sleep for like 2days straight.
10) The Regular Girl - she is cool, calm and collected. Walks into the room, greet everyone and retires to her corner. Participates in main point when needful or invited. She lives a not extreme/medium-level life; you cannot easily classify her personality, but you like and respect her from a distance.